You ask, «Are you a doctor?»
The guy says, «No.»
You say, «But you know what you’re doing, right? You’re an old Army medic, or …»
At this point the guy becomes annoyed. He tells you that he is a nice guy, he is honest, he is always on time. He tells you that he is a great son to his mother and has a rich life full of fulfilling hobbies, and he boasts that he never uses foul language.
Confused, you say, «How does any of that fucking matter when my (wife/husband/best friend/parent) is lying here bleeding! I need somebody who knows how to operate on bullet wounds! Can you do that or not?!?»
Now the man becomes agitated — why are you being shallow and selfish? Do you not care about any of his other good qualities? Didn’t you just hear him say that he always remembers his girlfriend’s birthday? In light of all of the good things he does, does it really matter if he knows how to perform surgery?
In that panicked moment, you will take your bloody hands and shake him by the shoulders, screaming, «Yes, I’m saying that none of that other shit matters, because in this specific situation, I just need somebody who can stop the bleeding, you crazy fucking asshole.»
As much as I hate cliché quotes, I like all 6 of these sin duda.
This is translation pending. = Pendiente de traducir
6 Duras Verdades Que Harán de Ti una Mejor Persona: https://transmillenium.wordpress.com/2013/06/25/6-duras-verdades-que-haran-de-ti-una-mejor-persona/