Quote: Operator as Fuck

Woman:

Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:

How many beers a day?

Man:

Usually about 3

Woman:

How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman:

And how long have you been drinking?

Man:

About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:

So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending

each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400

…correct?

Man:

Correct

Woman:

If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past

20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:

Correct

Woman:

Do you know that if you didn\’t drink so much beer, that money could

have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after

accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought

a Ferrari?

Man:

Do you drink beer?

Woman:

No

Man:

Where\’s your Ferrari?

via (1) START THE WORLD shared from Operator as fuck

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